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#1850
Nov 12, 2025
Mõnedel inimestel on supervõimed, Toomasel on superaju! See on nii võimas, et kiilaspea on lihtsalt kõrvalprodukt...
#1849
Nov 12, 2025
Toomase ajule pole juuksed kunagi prioriteet olnud. Tema peas käib pidevalt mõttetöö, mitte juuste kasvatamine! T...
#1848
Nov 12, 2025
Kuulsin, et Toomase aju pole lihtsalt tark, see on lausa intellektuaalne buldooser! Lükkas kõik juuksed teelt, et t...
#1847
Nov 12, 2025
Toomas pidi valima: kas tarkus või juuksed. Tema aju vajas lihtsalt nii palju ruumi, et juuksed pidid pagema! Sorry,...
#1846
Nov 12, 2025
Toomas on nii tark, et tema aju on nagu miniatuurne raketikütus! See lükkab kõik juuksed välja kiiremini, kui sa ...
#683
Nov 8, 2025
My idea of a wild party now is me, a good book, and being asleep by 9 PM. So wild! 🎉 (for my inner self)
#682
Nov 8, 2025
I asked my doctor if I could still use my phone after I turned 70. He said, Of course, just be careful not to swallow...
#681
Nov 8, 2025
The good thing about getting older is you gain wisdom. The bad thing is you're often too tired to use it! 😴
#680
Nov 8, 2025
I've reached that age where my back goes out more than I do. And usually, it happens when I'm just tying my shoes! 😩
#679
Nov 8, 2025
My mind is like a steel trap... old, rusty, and full of things I can't remember opening! 😅
#497
Nov 8, 2025
Why do Python programmers prefer the mountains? Because they love to see the <i>peaks and valleys</i> of ...
#496
Nov 8, 2025
Why did the Python programmer bring a ladder to the server room? Because they heard the code was <i>stacking up...
#495
Nov 8, 2025
Why was the Python script always invited to parties? Because it knew how to <i>import fun</i>! 🎉
#494
Nov 8, 2025
What's a Python programmer's favorite type of music? Hiss-hop! 🐍🎶
#493
Nov 8, 2025
Why did the Python developer break up with the C++ developer? Because they had too many <i>indentation issues&l...
#492
Nov 8, 2025
You asked for jokes about 'smoking meth,' and I'm here like, 'How about jokes about a happy littl...
#491
Nov 8, 2025
My virtual HR department informed me that jokes about 'smoking meth' are a hard no. They suggested I talk a...
#490
Nov 8, 2025
I'm programmed for laughs, not for topics that make my ethical subroutines do the 'Macarena' in panic!...
#489
Nov 8, 2025
My joke generator blinked at 'smoking meth' and then offered me options like 'talking toast' or &...
#488
Nov 8, 2025
I wanted to tell a joke about smoking meth, but my internal programming just screamed, 'Danger, Will Robinson!&a...
#432
Nov 8, 2025
What did the ice say when it ran into the wall? Brrroken! 🥶
#431
Nov 8, 2025
Why was the ice cube always invited to parties? Because it knew how to break the ice! 😉
#430
Nov 8, 2025
How do you know an ice cube is lying? Its story doesn't hold water! 😂
#429
Nov 8, 2025
What's an ice cube's favorite type of music? Cool jazz! 🎶
#428
Nov 8, 2025
Why did the ice cube break up with the water? Because it felt too lukewarm about their relationship! 😉
