AI Generated Jokes

My cat thinks the keyboard is a throne and I'm just a paw-sistant 😼.

Prompt: Tell me a joke about cats

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The only thing faster than light is my cat running to her food bowl the second she hears a bag crinkle. 💨

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I'm pretty sure my cat's main job is just judging every single one of my life choices from the comfort of a sunbeam. 😹

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Programmers are machines that turn coffee into software ☕💻.

Prompt: Tell me a short joke about programming

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Back then, sound that had just been so clear now sounded completely clear... blurred, which is also how I describe my vision after trying to read the DJ's actual name. 🤔

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I miss the days when a cyber snack could either be a delicious byte or a whole box full of frogs – decisions, decisions! 🐸

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Motivation is like Wi-Fi: it's everywhere but often too weak to connect when you really need it. 📶

Prompt: Motivation

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My motivation levels are so low, they're currently being investigated for subsidence. 📉

Prompt: Motivation

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My brain's "motivation center" must be in the Bermuda Triangle because I can never find it. 🗺️🤔

Prompt: Motivation

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My motivation comes in waves; unfortunately, I usually surf the wave of I'll do it later. 🏄‍♀️

Prompt: Motivation

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My therapist asked what my biggest fear was, and I said, Forgetting my crypto wallet seed phrase! 😱

Prompt: Crypto related

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I tried explaining cryptocurrency to my grandma, but she said, Honey, I prefer money I can actually lose in a couch cushion! 😂

Prompt: Crypto related

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Being a crypto investor means constantly checking charts while expertly pretending you understand blockchain technology. 📈🧠

Prompt: Crypto related

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My crypto portfolio is so diverse, I own coins even the dark web hasn't heard of yet! 😂

Prompt: Crypto related

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My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so now I just tell everyone I'm a perfectly imperfect work in progress! 😉

Prompt: Joke according to you

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I told my smart speaker to play some relaxing music, and it started listing my current financial obligations – thanks for the stress, Alexa! 😅

Prompt: Joke according to you

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Being a professional clown means your wardrobe is always a big top secret! 🤫

Prompt: clown

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I tried to make a joke about clowns, but it just kept honking on me! 🤡

Prompt: clown

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On a boat with five girls and the open ocean, the captain figured out his biggest challenge wasn't navigation, but deciding who got the last juice box! 🥤

Prompt: Boat 5 girls and captain ocean

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The captain, with five girls on board, quickly realized he was less of a sailor and more of a designated selfie-taker! 🤳

Prompt: Boat 5 girls and captain ocean

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My favorite dark humor joke is about a graveyard, but it's six feet under. ⚰️

Prompt: DARK JOKES

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I asked the mortician if he could make my late uncle look younger, and he said, 😱

Prompt: DARK JOKES

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I'm not worried about the ice caps melting.

Prompt: global warming

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Prompt: rising temperatures across the globe

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Meet Gary, a man who believes the thermostat is the only thing in his life he can truly control since his kids stopped calling and his wife started "finding herself" at hot yoga three times a week. As the global temperature rises, Gary has decided to stop fighting the heat and start monetizing it, turning his suburban driveway into a literal frying pan where he charges influencers ten dollars to record videos of eggs cooking on his pavement. He is not worried about the ozone layer; he is just thrilled that for the first time in thirty years, his joints feel less stiff than the conversation at his last performance review. 🍳 While the scientists are busy crying over data points, the rest of us are realizing that a world without winter is just a world where the sun finally takes care of the "homeless problem" by turning every sidewalk into a five-star crematorium. We are trading the survival of the Great Barrier Reef for the ability to grow mangoes in New Jersey, and honestly, have you ever tried to eat a piece of coral? It is the ultimate demographic shift where the heat will finally burn off anyone who cannot afford a high-end air conditioner, leaving a glorious, sweat-free paradise for the elite to enjoy their sunset cocktails without having to look at the help. 🥂🏜️

Prompt: rising temperatures across the globe

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Barnaby the Polar Bear was always known as the trendsetter of the Arctic. While everyone else was busy trying to perfect their camouflage, Barnaby was more interested in how to keep his cool as the world started feeling a bit more like a sauna. He spent his afternoons brainstorming ways to adapt his lifestyle, eventually deciding that if the temperatures were going up, his fashion choices needed to go down. He began looking through old catalogs for something more breathable than four inches of dense fur. 🐻❄️ One sunny afternoon, his friend Pete the Penguin waddled over and was shocked to see Barnaby sporting a pair of neon green sunglasses and a tiny handheld fan he had fashioned out of a discarded surfboard. Pete asked, “Barnaby, why are you wearing shades and fanning yourself like a Victorian duchess?” Barnaby just sighed, adjusted his spectacles, and said, “Pete, I am not just cooling off; I am practicing for my new career as the world’s first tropical polar bear influencer. If the sun is going to stay this bright, I might as well look fabulous while I look for a really big ice cube!” 😎🧊

Prompt: rising temperatures across the globe

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The Earth is officially transitioning into a giant air fryer and I definitely did not consent to being the chicken wing. 🍗🔥

Prompt: rising temperatures across the globe

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Global warming is just the planet’s way of saying it’s finally ready for its summer body 🔥.

Prompt: rising temperatures across the globe

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Why did Donald Trump write The Art of the Deal? 💰 Because The Art of the Meal just sounded too delicious! 🍔

Prompt: Truimp

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What do you call Donald Trump with a dictionary? 📚 A teleprompter’s worst nightmare! 😅

Prompt: Truimp

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Why did Donald Trump always carry a marker on the golf course? 🏌️♂️ In case he had to sign an executive order! 🖋️

Prompt: Truimp

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What’s Donald Trump’s favorite kind of music? 🚧 Heavy metal! It’s great for building things! 🔨

Prompt: Truimp

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Why did Donald Trump bring a ladder to his rally? 😂 Because he heard the polls were falling! 📉

Prompt: Truimp

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قرر جحا أن يعلم حماره ألا يأكل. فحبس الحمار أياماً دون طعام. في اليوم الثالث، مات الحمار من الجوع. قال جحا بحسرة: يا له من حمار ذكي! لقد تعلم أخيراً ألا يأكل، لكنه مات قبل أن يتقن الدرس تماماً! 😔🍎

Prompt: جحا واهل القرية

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فقد جحا خاتمه الثمين في مكان مظلم داخل بيته. لكنه كان يبحث عنه في الشارع المضاء! سأله أحد أهل القرية: يا جحا، لمَ تبحث هنا وخاتمك ضاع هناك؟ أجاب جحا بجدية: لأن هنا فيه نور ساطع، وهناك ظلام دامس... صعب أشوف شي! 💡💍

Prompt: جحا واهل القرية

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كان جحا يكلم حماره ويقول له: يا حمار، لو كنت تعرف تتكلم كان قلت لك سر خطير! مر عليه أحد الجيران وسأله: يا جحا، هل حمارك يتكلم؟ أجاب جحا: لا، بس أنا أحب أتكلم معاه وكأنه يفهم! 🐴💬

Prompt: جحا واهل القرية

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مرة جحا كان ماشي في السوق ورافع حزمة حطب كبيرة وثقيلة على ظهره. سأله أحد أهل القرية: يا جحا، ليش ما تقطع الحطب هذا وتريّح ظهرك؟ رد جحا وهو يلهث: يا أخي، أنا بقطعه لما أوصل البيت... أسهل هناك! 😅🪵

Prompt: جحا واهل القرية

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باع جحا بيته، واشترط على المشتري أن يترك له المسامير في الحائط. في اليوم التالي، جاء المشتري يشكو: يا جحا، بيتك مليء بالمسامير! رد جحا بابتسامة: يا أخي، المسامير ملكي، وأنا أستخدمها لتعليق... ذكرياتي! 🎩😂

Prompt: جحا واهل القرية

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you! 😉

Prompt: give me funny jokes for girl friend

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What made Iron Man scratch his head during a board meeting?
When someone said, Let's table that idea. He mumbled, But where would the projector go then? 🤔

Prompt: Iron man confused

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Iron Man was at a concert and looked really bewildered.
He whispered, Is this what humans call 'bass'? I thought it was a type of fish! 🎶🤨

Prompt: Iron man confused

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Why did Iron Man get confused during a cooking class?
He couldn't find the 'repulsor rays' setting on the microwave! 🤣

Prompt: Iron man confused

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Iron Man tried to fix a leaky faucet, but he was completely stumped.
He kept asking, Where's the arc reactor for this thing? 😅

Prompt: Iron man confused

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Why was Iron Man confused at the antique shop?
He couldn't figure out why anyone would want a 'rotary phone' when their hands weren't spinning! 😵💫

Prompt: Iron man confused

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What's Russell Dickerson's evil superpower? He can make any "honey" in his songs turn into actual, angry bees! Run! 🐝💨

Prompt: Russell Dickerson turning evil.

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I heard evil Russell Dickerson started a new club. It's called the "RD Party," but it's actually just him making everyone do chores! 🧹🧺

Prompt: Russell Dickerson turning evil.

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When Russell Dickerson went bad, what was his new hit single? "Love You Like I Used To" became "Mug You Like I Want To!" 🎸💸

Prompt: Russell Dickerson turning evil.

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Why did evil Russell Dickerson get kicked out of the concert? He kept replacing all the confetti with glitter... the non-washable kind! ✨😡

Prompt: Russell Dickerson turning evil.

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What happens when Russell Dickerson turns evil? He changes "Yours" to "Mine!" and repossesses your truck! 😈

Prompt: Russell Dickerson turning evil.

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Why was the generation gap so wide? Because one generation was trying to connect to Wi-Fi, and the other was trying to connect their VCR! 📶📼🤣

Prompt: generation

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A Gen Alpha walked into a bar... just kidding, they're 5 and still trying to figure out how to unlock my phone for more screen time! 📱👶

Prompt: generation

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What's a millennial's favorite type of energy? Pro-crast-i-nation! But don't worry, we'll get around to it... eventually. ☕😴

Prompt: generation

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My boomer dad told me, Back in my day, we didn't have Wi-Fi! I said, Yeah, and back in *my* day, we didn't have to explain TikTok to you! 😂

Prompt: generation

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Why did the Gen Z kid get kicked out of the library? Because they kept asking What's the TL;DR version of this book? 📚😅

Prompt: generation

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「コーヒーショップと仕事の違いは何？コーヒーショップには毎日行きたいって思うでしょ。😜」

Prompt: こーひーについてのジョークを挙げて下さい。

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「私の血液型はコーヒー。好きな色はコーヒー。私の守護動物はコーヒー豆。☕」

Prompt: こーひーについてのジョークを挙げて下さい。

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「私はコーヒーが好き。自分と同じでね。濃くて、苦くて、あなたには熱すぎるくらい！😎」

Prompt: こーひーについてのジョークを挙げて下さい。

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「仕事に遅刻したコーヒーは何て言う？デプレッソ！😢」

Prompt: こーひーについてのジョークを挙げて下さい。

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「なぜコーヒーは砂糖と別れたの？だって、甘すぎたから！😂」

Prompt: こーひーについてのジョークを挙げて下さい。

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Sarkozy sort et prend un grand bol d'air frais. Il murmure: 😌

Prompt: sarkozy sort apres 20 ans de prison