Hey [Name], I'm not saying you talk a lot, but I once saw a tumbleweed roll by and it whispered 'Finally, some quiet.' Your vocal cords must have their own frequent flyer miles program, because they're always going somewhere new and exciting without ever hitting the 'pause' button. Honestly, if chatter was currency, you'd be building a mansion on the moon and buying out Jeff Bezos for pocket change. I think the only thing faster than your words is your ability to find a new topic before anyone can respond to the last one. Maybe just a quick breath? Or a brief moment of silence? Just long enough for the rest of us to remember what our own voices sound like. I'm pretty sure a few local birds have started using your conversations to chart their migratory patterns. Just kidding... mostly! But seriously, my ears are starting to need a nap.
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