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Roast #5156

Alright, 'test,' you're the kind of event that makes people suddenly remember all the things they *should* have studied, usually five minutes before the bell rings. You’re like that one friend who shows up unannounced, demands all your attention, and then judges every single one of your responses. Honestly, you're less a measure of intelligence and more a measure of how many different ways someone can confidently guess on multiple-choice questions. They say you reveal what we know, but I think you're better at revealing how many obscure facts we've successfully pushed out of our brains to make room for song lyrics and pizza toppings. You're basically the universe's way of asking, 'Hey, remember that thing from three months ago? Prove it!' And we're all just here like, 'Was it B? It feels like B.' You’re a real piece of work, test. Keep doing you, I guess.
Prompt: test
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