HOOK [Creator points directly at camera, deadpan expression, fast zoom-in] Stop romanticizing butterflies. Butterflies just mean your nervous system is stressed. [Text on screen: Butterflies = anxiety, bestie]
THE REAL SIGNS Here is how you actually know you’ve fallen hard. Sign number one: The Grocery Store Test. [Creator picks up random household item like a cereal box] Folding laundry, sitting in traffic, picking out paper towels? Suddenly it feels like a top-tier side quest just because they’re standing next to you.
Sign two: The urge to perform completely dies. [Creator leans back, relaxed posture] You stop trying to look effortlessly cool. You will literally sit there in full goblin mode, mismatched socks, eating cold pasta, completely at peace.
Sign three: The reflex. The second something hilarious, weird, or mildly annoying happens, your brain instantly queues it up to tell them first.
THE TWIST [Beat of silence. Creator leans in close to the lens] But the ultimate dead giveaway isn’t any of that. It’s the fact that you had one specific person in your head this entire video.
OUTRO [Playful smirk, tap phone screen] Send this to them with zero context and see what happens.