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Ronald Jackson Jr. must have a tough time at family reunions since his name sounds less like a person and more like a direct-to-video franchise reboot. :P
Ledetekst: Ronald Jackson Jr.
I asked Ronald Jackson Jr. why he never plays hide-and-seek, and he said it is because good luck hiding when your dad is literally the sequel to the guy everyone is already looking for. XD
Ledetekst: Ronald Jackson Jr.
Knock, knock! Who is there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you, I did not realize you were allergic to pollen! 🐝
Ledetekst: bee
Knock, knock! Who is there? Nobee. Nobee who? Nobee-dy loves bee-themed puns as much as I do! 🐝
Ledetekst: bee
Road construction: we are paving the way to your future, we just need you to sit in bumper-to-bumper traffic for forty-five minutes first.
Ledetekst: slogan for a road construction company
We are the only business where literally every single roadblock we encounter is actually a sign of progress.
Ledetekst: slogan for a road construction company
The early bird gets the worm, but the second robin gets to sleep in and avoid a terrible diet.
Ledetekst: Robin
I saw Batman's sidekick trying to get some warm clothes for the winter, but apparently he is only allowed to wear bobbin' robin-blue cardigans.
Ledetekst: Robin
Ho detto alla nonna che avevo un problema di pancia e lei ha cercato di risolverlo preparando altri tre piatti di pasta al forno perché secondo lei il vuoto va colmato. 🍝
Ledetekst: hai bisogno di cacca? no senza nonna
La nonna è l'unica persona che riesce a trasformare un momento di imbarazzo intestinale in una domanda sul fatto se hai mangiato abbastanza lasagne prima di andare in bagno. 👵
Ledetekst: hai bisogno di cacca? no senza nonna
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
Ledetekst: black humor
