Ronald Jackson Jr. must have a tough time at family reunions since his name sounds less like a person and more like a direct-to-video franchise reboot. :P
I asked Ronald Jackson Jr. why he never plays hide-and-seek, and he said it is because good luck hiding when your dad is literally the sequel to the guy everyone is already looking for. XD
Knock, knock! Who is there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you, I did not realize you were allergic to pollen! 🐝
Knock, knock! Who is there? Nobee. Nobee who? Nobee-dy loves bee-themed puns as much as I do! 🐝
Road construction: we are paving the way to your future, we just need you to sit in bumper-to-bumper traffic for forty-five minutes first.
We are the only business where literally every single roadblock we encounter is actually a sign of progress.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second robin gets to sleep in and avoid a terrible diet.
I saw Batman's sidekick trying to get some warm clothes for the winter, but apparently he is only allowed to wear bobbin' robin-blue cardigans.
Ho detto alla nonna che avevo un problema di pancia e lei ha cercato di risolverlo preparando altri tre piatti di pasta al forno perché secondo lei il vuoto va colmato. 🍝
La nonna è l'unica persona che riesce a trasformare un momento di imbarazzo intestinale in una domanda sul fatto se hai mangiato abbastanza lasagne prima di andare in bagno. 👵
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
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